The world is simple.

Posted by Ebalchev | General | Wednesday 29 April 2009 08:05

The world is simple.

It’s miserable.

Solid… Solid all the way through.

But if you could fool them,

Even for a second

Then you could make them wonder.

And then you…

Then you got to see something

Very special.

You really don’t know.

It was

It was the look on their faces.

Every magic trick consists
of three parts, or acts.

The first part is called “the pledge.”

The magician shows
you something ordinary.

The second act is called “the turn.”

The magician takes
the ordinary something

And makes it into
something extraordinary.

But you wouldn’t clap yet,
because making something disappear

Isn’t enough. You have to bring it back.

Now you’re looking for the secret.

But you won’t find it, because, of
course, you’re not really looking.

You don’t really want to work it out.

You want to be fooled.

The Prestige http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482571/

Renault Megane complaint

Posted by Ebalchev | General | Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:11

The complaint letter says it all..

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KUMEDIQ

Posted by Ebalchev | General | Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:08

Cinemafia and Sofia Film Fest presents: “168 Hours Sofia Shorts” film challenge 2009 movie: kUmedia Crew: New Generation Arts Award: Jury Special Mention

Tри стадия на мъжката храброст

Posted by Ebalchev | General | Thursday 2 April 2009 14:17

Има три стадия на мъжката храброст:

1 стадий:

Мъжът се прибира късно от работа, жената го чака на вратата с метлата.
Той: “Ще метеш ли или ще летиш нанякъде?”

2 стадий:

Мъжът се прибира от работа в един през нощта, жената лежи в леглото и се прави, че спи. Мъжът взима стол и сяда на него пред “спящата” жена и я наблюдава.
Жената не издържа и пита: “Какво правиш?”
Той: “Като почне театъра, искам да съм на първия ред!”

3 стадий:

Мъжът се прибира от работа на сутринта, весел, целия в червило и ухаеш на дамски парфюм.
Жената е в кухнята, закусвала вече, бясна, обърнала му гръб.
Мъжът отива към нея, плясва я по дупето и казва: “Ти си следващата!”

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